* On Oct 27 10:13 Bill Grimsley wrote to David Drummond

DD>> I called around this morning but you weren't there to offer 
DD>> me a coffee.  Who's anti social?

BG>> Lyn, obviously!  After all, I wasn't there (and you knew that 
BG>> too, so why the fuck are you calling around to my house in 
BG>> my absence, eh?). 

DD>> I reckon you went south just to avoid giving me a cup of 
DD>> coffee!

 BG> And I reckon you probably called around to see if you could score 
 BG> a cup of tea in my absence.  |-)

I can only drink so much . . .

DD>> The cat died on Tuesday evening, 

BG>> Are you serious?  If so, I swear I wasn't there (indeed, I 
BG>> have the perfect alibi, as not even my gun can shoot a 
BG>> bullet 1000km).

DD>> I am serious, but I don't hold you responsible,

 BG> Well, that's exceptionally big of you David!

DD>> it was the vet with the syringe. He wasn't a well pussy so we 
DD>> made a difficult decision . .

 BG> Why didn't you call me instead?  I'd have saved you the expense 
 BG> of the vet for a start.  What was wrong with him, and how old was 
 BG> he?

I figured ODing on anaesthetic was a little more peaceful and less messy
than high speed lead tablets.

He was suffering from renal failure, probably due to his age and past
medical history.  He was about 13.5 yo and suffered FUS 5 years ago.

DD>> so it's probably safe for you to visit here now :-) 

BG>> Safe for whom?  Me, or the cat?  (sorry, I mean ex-cat)

DD>> Bugger all you can do to him now . .

 BG> Dunno, he might be dead, but he'll still burn, won't he?  |-)

I've been watering the garden, so he's probably a bit soggy . . .

BG>> When I return, do you wanna have a ritual moggie cremation 
BG>> and sacrifice to Ba'al then?  Please say yes, as I'd feel 
BG>> much safer.

DD>> No, I think I will leave him there to fertilise the shrub I 
DD>> planted on top of him.

 BG> What shrub?  I'd have thought that a Loquat tree would have been 
 BG> rather more appropriate (think about it).  |-)

Yeah, ok

David
 

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