From a very reliable source , a friend of mine call Paul walker, he send me
this and told me to pass it to everyone.
The very dangerous Ekoj virus.
Ekoj will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your computer. It will reset your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts. It will
demagnetise the strips on all your credit cards, change the tuning on
your television so that you can only receive Channel 5 and use subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.
It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix
anti-freeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave
dirty socks on the coffee table when company arrives. It will put a
ead
kitten in the back pocket of your good jeans and hide your car keys when
you are late for work.
Ekoj will make you fall in love with a penguin. It will give you
nightmares about circus midgets. It will pour sugar in to your petrol
tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend
ehind
your back and sending the bill to your favourite aunt.
It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead,
uch
is the power of Ekoj, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those
things we hold most dear.
It moves your car randomly around the car park so you can't find it. It
will kick your dog. It will leave lewd messages on your boss's voice
mail in your voice! It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and
terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
Ekoj will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up.
It will make a batch of concrete in your bath and then leave kippers
cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase the neighbours with your
new leaf-blower.
It will use SZPL to book all the programs out in your name. It will
ake
all your lunch vouchers and tell everyone else to join the canteen queue
0
seconds before you do. It will put your private phone calls on the
peaker
phone. It will take the last drop of coffee from the coffee jug hide the
last clean teaspoon and leave all the dirty cups for you to clean.
Moral:
Every day
Dare I say,
Reduce the risk
Scan your disk.
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* Origin: Warus St (2:2502/66.9)
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