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from: RAYMOND LAU
date: 1997-05-12 17:55:00
subject: Ejok VIrus

From a very reliable source , a friend of mine call Paul walker, he send me
this and told me to pass it to everyone.
    The very dangerous Ekoj virus.
     Ekoj will re-write your hard drive.  Not only that, it will scramble any
     disks that are even close to your computer.  It will reset your
     refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts.  It will
     demagnetise the strips on all your credit cards, change the tuning on
your  television so that you can only receive Channel 5 and use subspace
field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.
     It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number.  It will mix
     anti-freeze into your fish tank.  It will drink all your beer and leave
     dirty socks on the coffee table when company arrives.  It will put a 
ead
     kitten in the back pocket of your good jeans and hide your car keys when
     you are late for work.
     Ekoj will make you fall in love with a penguin.  It will give you
     nightmares about circus midgets.  It will pour sugar in to your petrol
     tank and shave off both your eyebrows while dating your girlfriend 
ehind
     your back and sending the bill to your favourite aunt.
     It will seduce your grandmother.  It does not matter if she is dead, 
uch
     is the power of Ekoj, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those
     things we hold most dear.
     It moves your car randomly around the car park so you can't find it.  It
     will kick your dog.  It will leave lewd messages on your boss's voice
mail  in your voice!  It is insidious and subtle.  It is dangerous and
terrifying to behold.  It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.
     Ekoj will give you Dutch Elm disease.  It will leave the toilet seat up.
     It will make a batch of concrete in your bath and then leave kippers
     cooking on the stove while it goes out to chase the neighbours with your
     new leaf-blower.
     It will use SZPL to book all the programs out in your name.  It will 
ake
all your lunch vouchers and tell everyone else to join the canteen queue    
0
seconds before you do.  It will put your private phone calls on the    
peaker
phone.  It will take the last drop of coffee from the coffee jug    hide the
last clean teaspoon and leave all the dirty cups for you to    clean.
     Moral:
        Every day
        Dare I say,
        Reduce the risk
        Scan your disk.
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* Origin: Warus St (2:2502/66.9)

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