Hello Allen.

02 Dec 07 00:20, you wrote to Phillip Taylor:

 AP> Moscow... East Coast and Now Central USA - Louisville, KY the Derby
 AP> City.
 AP> Nice to meet all of you!

Dear Sir, Madam, or Lower life form, as it were;

Congradulations! You have just stumbled blindly and without a Barge Licence
into Mindless Chatter & Drivel, the Worst Echo in Fidonet.
There are only
two topics in MC&D; drivel, and newbie bashing. I'm not drivelling at present,
yet I'm still on topic, so figure that one out, if you can without that
tiny head of yours exploding.

Prepare yourself to endure barrages of copious amounts of pigeon  that
will be directed your way, lovingly delivered by the dwarves via carrier
pigeon, cannon, or catapault; all thanks to the rather large target you have
just painted for yourself on your . A raincoat and umbrella might help,
but only for about 12.75 seconds, as the caustic nature of the  will
quickly eat it's way through those.

Self-flaggelation and rubdowns with 80 grit sandpaper, followed by healthy
dousings of Standard kerosine will help to thicken your skin and
desensitize it to the continuous bombardment of  that you will have to
endure until we decide that you've gained apprentice dwarf status.

Please sned $1275.00 USD in small, unmarked bills to the CADB office of
Sgt. Stubby MacPherson, c/o  the NCORF, for your snedding papers, phunny
hat, decoder ring, aardvark detector, and any other useless items we may
come up with. Oh, and don't be suprised if none of the aforementioned items
arrive; we make no promises here, except that you'll regret your stay.

Report to the Flipside Clinic for your Clue implant; remember to bend over
and hold your ankles. Don't cough.. Nurse Sullivan is currently MIA, and
Bj”rn Forsstr”m is the only one in here qualified to take her place (plus
he's the only one who looks good in the skirt and nylons). He hasn't done
all that many implant procedures, so don't get too jumpy or you might end
up as an experimental cybernetics subject for the Doc (Borgie) Hutto
Memorial Research Institute.

If you feel that this message has reached you in error, we welcome you to avail
yourself of the echo exit via the Bennie Hutto Memorial Privy and Escape
Chute.

... Wipe your nose, your brains are leaking.
--- GoldED/W32 3.0.1