MG>>> Not even so much as /miffed/, in fact...
 BF>> Is that why you go under the name Miffo in some places?
 MG> I've been called many things, but never that...

I will correct Da Head Buddah next time I see him then.

 MG>>> however it appears that it was only done in order to tease
us with some
 MG>>> more false, empty promises...
 BF>> Oh yes. They are experts at that.
 MG> He learned it from Mistress Scarlete.

And who learned her? You?

 MG>>> His Clue implant has been beyond repair since 1989.
 BF>> That explains the smell at the Deli.
 MG> That's the unfinished plate of lutefisk that he left behind the counter
 MG> the last time he was here.

Save it and place it in your livingroom to the summer. It's good for killing
flies.

 MG>>>>> Under where?
 BF>>>> The Kilt.
 MG>>> I can't speak for Stubby...
 BF>> Isn't that what you have done for years?
 MG> Never. Stubby speaks when he wants, and I have no control over him
 MG> whatsoever.

Borderliner?

 BF>> Especially when I gave him a Canadian Club for his birthday. He said
 BF>> something about WWIII and cat and went away to the
still to make
 BF>> some adjustments.
 MG> Well, you should have known that you were just asking for trouble that
 MG> time...

I was only asking for some water to my horse.

 BF>> The other time he went nuts was when I gave him a Grant's. He said that
 BF>> it brought back too many bad threesome memories. Do you have a
Clue
 BF>> what he ment?
 MG> As an official member of the Grant clan, I officially have no comment.

Why am I not surprised.

 BF>> Next time I will give him a Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban Port Cask Extra
 BF>> Matured that I hope will smooth things over.
 MG> That's too good for him. Sned it over to me.

Waste 15 years of good matured water on you.....you must be kidding.

 MG>>> But then again, Stubby can tend to get mad at everyone,
especially just
 MG>>> after he runs out of Scotch...
 BF>> I know....and then he have to call his friends to get some Islay stuff
 BF>> and Ardberg can't be his favourite.
 MG> I did see him with a bottle of Bowmore once. I don't know who he stole it
 MG> from.

He got it from me. I gave it to him since I don't drink floating asphalt.

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