Hello Jason.

17 Nov 07 12:35, you wrote to Bj”rn Forsstr”m:

 >>  JV> Don't have one sorry.
 >> Ouch.....and your plans to adjust that problem is what?

 JV>   I have no idea even where to start looking.

Newbiemeat; this is /not/ a "chat"  
echo. The dwarves don't give a  what your message base or some
sissy-op says about it; this is Mindless Chatter and Drivel; the
Worst echo in Fidonet. There are only two topics in here,
newbie-bashing, and drivel. I'm not drivelling ATM, but I am still on-topic
for this echo, so I'll let those two atoms in that empty cavity of yours
that you call a head randomly collide so that you can figure it out for
yourself...

Some advice for you so that you don't make the same idiotic blunder ever again:

DON'T complain. There's nothing like a whining newbie to get the dwarves on
your scent. Once they are, there's no hope for you.

DON'T get mad. This will only get every dwarf in the whole blamed echo on your
, painting a large red and blue target on it, after which you will be
tossed into the firing range for target practice with the  cannons and
catapults, then Lou Dripkin will do the EWE dance over your shattered remains.

DON'T apologize. This will only enrage the dwarves even further, and whip them
into a frenzy the like we haven't seen since last month's kale went on sale for
$1.275 a pound. If you have trouble understanding this, it will be explained to
you by Guido and Nunzio, the Jewish flatulators.

DO read 1275 messages; within which you should find a posting of Da Rulz,
which will be posted by Da Head Cheese, or a reasonable facsimile.

DO read Da Rulz. Learn them. Study them. LIVE them. They are the only thing
between you and the Bennie Hutto Memorial Privy and Escape Chute.

DO sned $127.50 in small, unmarked bills (Cdn. funds, please; we don't care
for your Dubya pesos..) to the CADB Calgary office of Sgt. Stubby
MacPherson, c/o the NCORF, for your snedding papers, phunny hat, aardvark
detector, and any other rediculous and unnecessary things we might think
of. Don't be suprised if none of the aforementioned items ever arrive, we
make no promises here, except that you'll regret your stay.

This is the only "nice" message I will send to you.


... Have a y day.
--- GoldED/W32 3.0.1