Deep thoughts to ponder;

- Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
- Should crematoriums give discounts to burn victims?
- If a mute kid swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
- If a man speaks in the middle of a forest and there is no woman around,
is he still WRONG?
- Is there another word for SYNONYM?
- Isn't it scary the DOCTORS call what they do PRACTICE?
- If a parsley farmer is sued, do they GARNISH his wages?
- Should a wingless FLY be called a WALK?
- Is a shelless turtle homeless, or just naked?
- Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
- Why do they put braille on the keys of a drive-through bank machine?
- Why do they use sterilized needles for LETHAL INJECTIONS?
- Why did KAMIKAZI pilots wear HELMETS?

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