TIP: Click on subject to list as thread! ANSI
echo: locuser
to: All
from: Bob Lawrence
date: 1994-11-07 08:42:20
subject: God is good

Hi all,
        I had an experience this morning that restored my faith in
Ba'al.

  I was walking along swinging my arms on my morning 5K constitional,
when I heard the noise of a car approaching fairly fast, making a
graunching noise. When I looked, it had a flat front tyre, so I cupped
my hands and shouted at the young chap behind the wheel: "FLAT! You've
got a flat!" thinking to be kind and save him more damage to his tyre.

  The fucking hoon gave me the finger!

  So I watched him make the turn at speed, seeing the tyre roll back
from the rim, creating sparks as his $500 magnesium-alloy wheel slid
across the corner and smashed on the gutter. Silly prick.

  O, God is Great!

Regards,
Bob
___ Blue Wave/QWK v2.12
@EOT:

---
SDޝņ/¨
* Origin: Precision Nonsense, Sydney (3:711/934.12)
SEEN-BY: 711/934
@PATH: 711/934

SOURCE: echomail via fidonet.ozzmosis.com

Email questions or comments to sysop@ipingthereforeiam.com
All parts of this website painstakingly hand-crafted in the U.S.A.!
IPTIA BBS/MUD/Terminal/Game Server List, © 2025 IPTIA Consulting™.