Hello All.

 Four men were sitting around a conference room table being
 interviewed for a job. The interviewer asked, "What is the fastest
 thing you know of?"

 The first man replied, "A thought. It pops into your head, there's
 no forewarning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought
 is the fastest thing I know of."

 "That's very good," replied the interviewer. "And now you, sir,"
 he asked the second man.

 "Hmmm, let me see..... a blink!," said the second man. "It comes
 and goes and you don't know it ever happened. A blink is the
 fastest thing I know of."

 "Excellent!", said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye. That's a
 very popular clich for speed." He then turned to the third man who
 was contemplating his reply.

 "Well, out on my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the
 wall there is a light switch. When you flip that switch, way across
 the pasture the light at the barn comes on in an instant. Turning
 on a light is the fastest thing I can think of."

 The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
 thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of
 light.", he said. Turning to the fourth man, a Newfoundlander, he
 posed the same question.

 "After hearing the three previous answers, it's obvious to me the
 fastest thing known is diarrhea," said the Newfie.

 "What!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

 "Oh, I can explain," said the Newfie. "You see, the other day I
 wasn't feeling so well and ran for the bathroom, but, before I
 could think, blink, or turn on the light, I  my pants."

 The Newfie got the job...


--- Happy Valley, Goose Bay, Labrador 3.0.1