Scandal Notes
For those not keeping a close eye on the latest White House follies, I
offer the following primer:
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Monica 101
     Here's a list of names and definitions to help readers prepare for
Inside the Beltway's first official quiz on the White House sex scandal.
Study hard! A second quiz follows next month.
Walt Whitman -- American poet (1819-1892) who wrote "Leaves of Grass," a
collection of poems considered one of the world's major literary works.
Hillary Rodham Clinton, Monica Lewinsky -- two women presented with copies
of "Leaves of Grass" after "dates" with Bill Clinton.
William H. Ginsburg -- friend of Wolf Blitzer.
Thirty-seven -- number of times a female intern visited the White House
after her transfer to the Pentagon; not to be confused with 67 (number of
times Democratic fund-raiser John Huang visited the White House) or 22
(number of times indicted Democratic contributor Charles Yah Lin Trie
visited the White House).
Suborn -- to induce or instigate another to do something illegal,
especially to commit perjury.
Adultery -- not oral sex.
Oral sex -- not adultery.
Peyronie's disease -- distinctly angled organ, aka "distinguishing
characteristic."
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                             Dan Ruppel
                             Bruin Republican Chairman '97-98
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