Hello Bj”rn.

11 Dec 07 09:22, you wrote to me:

 MG>> Not even so much as /miffed/, in fact...
 BF> Is that why you go under the name Miffo in some places?

I've been called many things, but never that...

 MG>> however it appears that it was only done in order to tease us
 MG>> with some more false, empty promises...
 BF> Oh yes. They are experts at that.

He learned it from Mistress Scarlete.

 MG>> His Clue implant has been beyond repair since 1989.
 BF> That explains the smell at the Deli.

That's the unfinished plate of lutefisk that he left behind the counter the
last time he was here.

 MG>>>> Under where?
 BF>>> The Kilt.
 MG>> I can't speak for Stubby...
 BF> Isn't that what you have done for years?

Never. Stubby speaks when he wants, and I have no control over him whatsoever.

 BF> Especially when I gave him a Canadian Club for his birthday. He said
 BF> something about WWIII and cat and went away to the still to
 BF> make some adjustments.

Well, you should have known that you were just asking for trouble that time...

 BF> The other time he went nuts was when I gave him a Grant's. He
 BF> said that it brought back too many bad threesome memories. Do
 BF> you have a Clue what he ment?

As an official member of the Grant clan, I officially have no comment.

 BF> Next time I will give him a Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban Port Cask
 BF> Extra Matured that I hope will smooth things over.

That's too good for him. Sned it over to me.

 MG>> But then again, Stubby can tend to get mad at everyone,
 MG>> especially just after he runs out of Scotch...

 BF> I know....and then he have to call his friends to get some Islay stuff
 BF> and Ardberg can't be his favourite.

I did see him with a bottle of Bowmore once. I don't know who he stole it from. 

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