From: "Glenn Meadows" 

Good one.

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Glenn M.


"Ronnie T. Mungo, Boy Genius"  wrote in
message news:3e340962{at}w3.nls.net...
> THE OLD COW...
>
> New York Senator Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a
> country road one evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The
> driver tried to avoid it, but couldn't and the old cow was killed. Hillary
> told her driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what
> happened. She stayed in the car making phone calls to lobbyists.
>
> About an hour later, the driver staggered back to the car with his clothes
> in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one hand, an
> expensive Cuban cigar in the other and was smiling happily, smeared with
> lipstick.
>
> "What happened?" asked Hillary.
>
> "Well," the driver replied, "the farmer gave me the
wine, his wife gave me
> the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate love to
> me."
>
> "My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
>
> The driver replied, "I said 'I'm Hillary Clinton's driver, and I Just
killed
> the old cow.'"!!!
>
>

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