From: "Phil Payne" 

> Even a skunk smells better than some things...

The differential fill plug of an Audi quattro. Every egg a bird.  If I take
one off and put it on a bench, I can say to the owner: "Don't smell
that, you'll regret it."

A few seconds later, under the car, I always hear: "EFFIN' 'ELL -
JESUS! That's FOUL!"

Occasionally followed by a retching noise.

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