SM> Hello Bj”rn.

 SM> 17 Mar 03 10:00, you wrote to Jack Yates:

 JY>>> Too cold, and I never learned how to farm rocks.

 BF>> You are as prejuiced as always but the whisky will keep you warm and if
 BF>> it doesït, the rock-farming will. Scotland is nice, I have been there,
 BF>> and they talk even funnyer than the Aussies. But after 5 McEwans I
 BF>> understood it all and I even saw Nessie. She sends her greetings.

 SM> Och laddie; unless yu were born an' raised ain bonny auld Scotland, yu'll
 SM> be seeain' wee imaginarie faeries aftar fieve MacEwans!

You aint more Scottish than I so take it easy.
I doubt you even know who McEwans are.

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