Hello Bj”rn.

30 Mar 03 09:22, you wrote to me:

 SM>> Och laddie; unless yu were born an' raised ain bonny auld
 SM>> Scotland, yu'll be seeain' wee imaginarie faeries aftar fieve
 SM>> MacEwans!

 BF> You aint more Scottish than I so take it easy.

[A forboding silence hangs thick in the air, while MacPherson's contenance
grows dark as pitch...]

I /think/ yu'll want ta be takin' thaat back, laddie, or I'll be
introduceain' yu tu ma Claymore! [hand on hilt..]

 BF> I doubt you even know who McEwans are.

Thaat's /Mac/Ewans, laddie, an' they'r ma neighbors, doown ain tha glen
near Aberdeen. Tha Scotch Malt liquor thaat they make ais joost what they
du with tha leftovars...

--- GoldED/386 3.0.1-dam3