Here-a ere-a sume-a receepes my muzeer pessed oon tu me-a yeers egu.  I
hupe-a yuoo injuy zeem es mooch es I hefe-a.
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KITTY FRITTERS      4 serfeengs
1 smell cet                                  ¬ coop deeced guld feesh
1 igg beetee                                 ¬ coop fluoor
1 ooneeun greted                             2 teblespuuns tumetu sooce-a
« teblespuun freshly gruoond cetneep         Fet fur deep fryeeng
1.  Peel und coobe-a oone-a smell cet.  Plece-a in sooce-a pun veet ¬ coop
    veter und cuuk unteel tender.  Dreeen und mesh.
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2.  Stur in guldffeesh, igg, ooneeun, und cetneep.
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3.  Meex fluoor intu cet meextoore-a unteel it furms a furm better.
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4.  Drup better frum feengers in feryeeng seezes intu heeted fet (360 F)
    unteel brooned oon ell idges.  Dreeen oon ebsurbent peper.
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KIT N' CENERY QOoICHE          6 tu 10 serfeengs
Thees fery speceeel peee-a, lung a fefureete-a in Frunce-a, is oonly noo
geeening pupoolereety in Emereeca.  It mey be-a serfed ieezeer es un
eppeteezer oor a looncheun deesh.
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1« coops cet meet, fresh oor cunned          4 iggs, leeghtly beetee
1 teblespuun chupped celery                  2 coops creem
1 teespuun greted ooneeun                    ¬ teespuun nootmeg
2 teblespuuns persley                        « teespuun selt
1 ploocked und debuned cunery                ¬ teespuun vheete-a pepper
2 teblespuuns sherry                         1 pestry croost fur 9-inch
                                               peee-a
Peeck oofer zee cet und cunery meet tu remufe-a ell treces ooff heur,
feezeers und certeelege-a.
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1.  Cumbeene-a cet meet, celery, ooneeun und persley und reffreegerete-a fur
    oone-a huoor.
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2.  Beke-a peee-a croost et 450 F fur feefe-a meenootes.
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3.  Spreenkle-a zee beked pestry shell veet zee cet meet meextoore-a.
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4.  Cumbeene-a zee iggs, creem, nootmeg, selt und pepper und streeen oofer
    meextoore-a in pestry shell.
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5.  Gerneesh veet cunery meet und plece-a in oofee.  Beke-a fur feeffteee
    meenootes, redooce-a temperetoore-a tu 360 F, und cunteenooe-a unteel
    dune-a.  Serfe-a vheele-a hut.
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COoRRIED CET         6 serfeengs
« coop fluoor                                        « coop bootter
¬ coop coorry pooder                                 Chupped persley
2 puoonds cet feellet, coot intu tvu inch streeps
Nute-a: Edd ¬ teblespuun ooff coorry pooder tu yuoor cet's fuud fur 7 deys
beffure-a cuukeeng.
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1.  Meex fluoor und coorry pooder und deep zee cet feellets intu zee
    meextoore-a.
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2.  Heet zee bootter in a skeellet oofer muderete-a heet und broon zee cueted
    cetmeet oon but seedes.  Serfe-a spreenkled veet chupped persley.
    Feenely deeced peeeces ooff guldffeesh oor trupeecel speceees edds a
    fresh, selty teste-a.
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CHINESE CET ROTISSERIE   4 serfeengs
Thees is a splendeed receepe-a defeluped fur use-a veet mudern ilectreec
ruteesseries.  Vhee dune-a, zee cet shuoold be-a creesp oon zee ooootseede-a
und elmust jet bleck.
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1 feefe-a- tu seex-puoond cet                     « coop suy sooce-a
Selt und persley tu teste-a                       ¬ coop sherry
¬ coop mulesses (Cheenese-a brunds prefferred)    1 smell clufe-a gerleec
1.  Vesh und cleun cet beeeng certeeen tu dry vell inseede-a und oooot.
    Spreenkle-a zee cet cefeety veet selt und insert zee persley.  Trooss zee
    cet secoorely.  Fuld zee legs under und teee-a cluse-a tu zee budy.
    Teee-a zee heend legs tugezeer, zeen breeng zee teeel ecruss zee chest
    und teee-a secoorely eruoond zee neck.
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    Meke-a soore-a thet ell legs ere-a teeght su es nut tu breek ooffff
    dooreeng cuukeeng.
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2.  Cumbeene-a remeeening ingredeeents in a sooce-a pun und heet oofer loo
    fleme-a fur feefe-a meenootes.
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3.  Insert speet rud thruoogh cet cefeety, belunceeng it cereffoolly.
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4.  Ruest unteel tender (ebuoot tvu huoors), besteeng ifery feeffteee
    meenootes.
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    Vhee dune-a, droomsteeck meet is tender vhee tuooched.
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