* On Nov 15 20:05 Bob Lawrence wrote to David Drummond

 BL>>> Why is a noose?...why knot?

 FM>>> Why do 4-legged animals with udders?... Be cows.

 BG>> Why are prostitutes fat? Big whores!

 BL>   Excellent!! That's the best. I thought we'd used them all up. 
 BL> You win the prize - an especially mounted finger engraved:

 BL>                         PUNSTER of the MONTH.

 BL>   You've been very quiet. Are you crook, or just cranky?

Bzzzzzzzt   Wrong addressee

David
 

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