LE> Long and difficult negotiations with a particularly difficult
LE> business partner have finally been concluded, and at long last,
LE> I am proud to announce a NEW line : Used souls ! Yours for only
LE> $29.95 per month (Minimum contract 72 months).

No way, you used souls are all a bit singed around the edges.
All that sheep rooting and sex with OS2. How utterly obscene boy.

LE> Sign up today and you'll also receive
LE> the unique Halo Buddy(tm) halo holster !

And I've told the pope too, you will burn boy.

LE> Featuring natural-finish simulated leather construction,
LE> handy belt clip, holy waterskin, incense bandolier, dual purpose
LE> yarmulke holder/scimitar scabbard, and waterproof Bible pocket,
LE> the Halo Buddy(tm) is the first step on YOUR road to salvation !

A likely story, we know you dont cross yourself the right way.

LE> Why should YOU look "behind the times" ?

Coz its a tad more salubrious than looking 'behind the sheep'

LE> Take your place in the queue outside the Pearly Gates(tm) with a
LE> smile on your face, knowing you're as stylish as the guys from the
LE> 28th century, just behind you. With a limited warranty of 30,000 sins

I think we should do some rigorous consumer
testing and kill you and see if it works first.

LE> or from now until Judgement Day(*), Halo Buddy(tm) will keep your halo
LE> in mint condition for those crucial damnation-for-all-eternity emergencies.

A likely story. Bet it doesnt withstand
the flames when you get burnt at the stake.

LE> Halo Buddy(tm) - Religion made fashionable.

I think it is already Lew.

LE> (*) Refer to contract of sale for warranty conditions and
LE> disclaimer of liability for incidental and consequential damages.

Wont help you, the TPC is a wake up to you religious wankers.

--- PQWK202