Hello Bj”rn.

31 Mar 03 13:41, you wrote to me:

 BF>>> You aint more Scottish than I so take it easy.

 SM>> Thaat's /Mac/Ewans, laddie, an' they'r ma neighbors, doown ain
 SM>> tha glen near Aberdeen. Tha Scotch Malt liquor thaat they make
 SM>> ais joost what they du with tha leftovars...

 BF> In fact it is McEwans

Ach, tha MacEwen's are septs o' tha MacLauglin's, an' niethar clan likes to
talk aboout tha "Mc" paart o' tha famalies...

 BF> and it is the best beer in the world and if you
 BF> didn't know this, you ain't a genuin Scotish.

Of /course/ ait ais, laddie, bacause ait's Scotch! Ye'll /nae/ find a
smoothar ale at 8 par cent /anywhare/ ain the worlld!

 BF> All medium-brown that glimmer ain't whiskey.
 BF> The next test for you is to prounounce
 BF> "roundabout" in Scotish and if you can do that properly I might
 BF> consider to take you for English. A clue is to ask the Aussie how he
 BF> would do it.

Shuut yor greeat festerin' gob! I doon't need to pass any wee test fur tha
likes o' a bloodie norsemaan! Ye great thick-headed sasenach! If ye doon't
have tha sense to know a scotsman when yu see wone, than maybie wot yu need
is a gud wack upside o' yor haed wi'a caber tu knock some sense inta yu!

--- GoldED/386 3.0.1-dam3