SM> Hello Bj”rn.

 SM> 17 Mar 03 10:00, you wrote to Jack Yates:

 JY>>> Too cold, and I never learned how to farm rocks.

 BF>> You are as prejuiced as always but the whisky will keep you warm
 BF>> and if it doesït, the rock-farming will. Scotland is nice, I have
 BF>> been there, and they talk even funnyer than the Aussies. But
 BF>> after 5 McEwans I understood it all and I even saw Nessie. She
 BF>> sends her greetings.

 SM> Och laddie; unless yu were born an' raised ain bonny auld Scotland,
 SM> yu'll be seeain' wee imaginarie faeries aftar fieve MacEwans!

/I/ think "prejuiced" is  hysterically pfunny.. regardless of accident or
design..

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