BL>> Why is a noose?...why knot?

 FM>> Why do 4-legged animals with udders?... Be cows.

 BG> Why are prostitutes fat? Big whores!

  Excellent!! That's the best. I thought we'd used them all up. 
You win the prize - an especially mounted finger engraved:

                        PUNSTER of the MONTH.

  You've been very quiet. Are you crook, or just cranky?

Regards,
Bob
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