DD> Why are you carrying an echo about masturbation? Has Bob
 DD> connected to it? 

  I have no need, having written several books on the subject,
include the definitive texts listed below:

  "The Wanker's Manual - 2,568 ways to pull your pud"
  "Lens implants for the visually impaired and jerkoffs"
  "Depilitate your palm in three easy steps"
  "1001 uses for a gallon of semen"
  "The rythmn method - how to change hands without losing a stroke."
  "Zen philosophy - the sound of one hand wanking"

  The following are highly recommended for light reading:

  A Kung Fu epic - "The phantom fist, Grasshopper"
  A feminist saga - "The five sisters"
  A coming of age story - "101, and I don't care if it falls off."

  I have written several poular songs:

  "When 'de people beat their meat on the Mississippi mud"
  "Rock around the Cock"
  and of course the all-time classic:
  "See you later, masturbator - in a while, paedophile"

Regards,
Bob

  
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