PH> On 4/11/2003 8:12 AM, BJ˙RN FORSSTR˙M wrote to BOB SHORT:

->>  BS> On 01 Apr 03  11:10:25, Bj˙Rn Forsstr˙M said the following to Jack
 PH> Yates:
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->> BF>>  BF>> Perhaps you should join the EU.
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->> BF>>  JY> If we did we would take over and that would
make the Euro
 PH> worthless,
->> BF>> t
->>
->> BF>> It doesn't  seem that you can take over anything, not
even Iraqie
 PH> pesetas.
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->>  BS> Care for a little salt with those words?
->>
->> There isn't enough salt in the world wright now.


 PH> That couldn't be good for your health, you know. I'd offer some French
 PH> Fries to go along with it to help dilute the salt, but there seems to be
 PH> an abnormal lack of them around here for some inexplicable reason.

How could you even offer anything French. I don't even speek the language,
and it is not even a language, it's a sound.
Not that I was going to talk to them either before use.
Otherwise we have a lot of them because we don't take them from France, we make our
own and call them Pommes Frits or Pommes Strips or Pommes whatever. Rest of Europe
only call them Fritures so why you call them Frenc Fries beats me. But what the heck,
there are a lot of things you do we don't understand.

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