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In view of the many discussions we have had on this list re whether the
Second Amendment contemplates private ownership of Stinger Missiles and
such, I am sure there are some people who will want to fill out this
questionaire.
For those of you that are interested in the immediate purchase of
MacDonnell-Douglas aerospace products, you may want to answer this
customer questionnaire to help MacDac do a better job of selling its
products.
AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES
Important! Important!
Please fill out and mail this card within 10 days of purchase
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft.  In
order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to
fill out the warranty registration card below.  Answering the survey
questions is not required, but the information will help us to develop
new products that best meet your needs and desires.
1. _Mr.  _Mrs.  _Ms.  _Miss  _Lt.  _Gen.  _Comrade  _Classified _Other
First Name____________________Initial____Last Name___________________
Latitude________________________Longitude_____________________________
Altitude________________________Password, Code Name, Etc._____________
2. Which model aircraft did you purchase?
__F-15 Eagle  __F-18 Hornet  __AV-8B Harrier  __Classified
3. Date of purchase:  Month___________Day___________Year____________
4. Serial Number____________________
5. Please check where this product was purchased:
__Received as Gift/Aid Package
__Catalog Showroom
__Sleazy Arms Broker
__Mail Order
__Discount Store
__Government Surplus
__Classified
6. Please check how you became aware of the McDonnell Douglas product
you have just purchased:
__Heard loud noise, looked up
__Store Display
__Espionage
__Recommended by friend/relative/ally
__Political lobbying by Manufacturer
__Was attacked by one
7.  Please check the three (3) factors which most influenced your
decision to purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:
__Style/Appearance
__Kickback/Bribe
__Recommended by salesperson
__Speed/Maneuverability
__Comfort/Convenience
__McDonnell Douglas Reputation
__Advanced Weapons Systems
__Price/Value
__Back-Room Politics
__Negative experience opposing one in combat
8. Please check the location(s) where this product will be used:
__North America
__Central/South America
__Aircraft Carrier
__Europe
__Middle East
__Africa
__Asia/Far East
__Misc. Third-World Countries
__Classified
9. Please check the products that you currently own, or intend to
purchase in the near future:
Product                 Own     Intend to purchase
Color TV
VCR
ICBM
Killer Satellite
CD Player
Air-to-Air Missiles
Space Shuttle
Home Computer
Nuclear Weapon
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