A good Clinton song!
"robert samuel zemel" 
Thu, 05 Mar 1998 21:08:49 -0700
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ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite 
Things"
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > from the movie "The Sound of Music" (The Bill Clinton version)
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >        My Favorite Things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie spring,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Horny young interns who while 'way the hours,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Profits from futures that Hillary brings,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Beating the draft board and getting elected,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Coming out fine after having knee surgery,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Stars in the White House who come here to sing,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     States of the Union with lots of baloney,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     Winning debates and the joy of my flings,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     When that Jones bites,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     When Ken Starr stings,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     When I'm feeling sad,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     I simply remember my favorite things,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >     And then I don't feel so bad
  
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