A good Clinton song!
"robert samuel zemel"
Thu, 05 Mar 1998 21:08:49 -0700
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ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > This should be sung to the tune "A Few of My Favorite
Things"
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > from the movie "The Sound of Music" (The Bill Clinton version)
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > My Favorite Things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Blow jobs and land deals in backwater places,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Big Macs and french fries and girls with big faces,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Lots of nice cleavage that makes Willie spring,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Susan McDougal and Gennifer Flowers,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Horny young interns who while 'way the hours,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Profits from futures that Hillary brings,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Beating the draft board and getting elected,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Naming to judgeships some hacks I've selected,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Conspiracy theories that blame the right wing,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Golfing with Vernon and suborning perjury,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Coming out fine after having knee surgery,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Stars in the White House who come here to sing,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Meeting with Boris and Helmut and Tony,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > States of the Union with lots of baloney,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > Winning debates and the joy of my flings,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > These are a few of my favorite things
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> >
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > When that Jones bites,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > When Ken Starr stings,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > When I'm feeling sad,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > I simply remember my favorite things,
ùVÒU3ÿÿ> > And then I don't feel so bad
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