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Found on the internet....
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 Here, by popular request (believe it or not) is the recipe for
 the infamous disgusting cookies that look like cats poops (rolled
 in grape-nuts, which makes lovely fake kitty litter.)
 Last warning-many of you may not want to read this!
 There are two flavors-chocolate (dark brown),
 and gingerbread (light brown).
 I seldom measure carefully, so amounts may need adjustment,
 especially on flavoring.  The cookies are dense and not very
 sweet, this is necesssary so that they will keep their shape
 during baking.  If you use white flour or sugar they may be
 tastier but they won't look like poopies.
 Chocolate ingredients:
     1/2 cup honey
     2/3 cup (1 and 1/3 stick) butter, margarine, or lard
     1 egg
     1 tsp vanilla or peppermint extract
     2 cups whole wheat flour
     1/3 cup cocoa powder
     grape-nuts(tm) cereal
 Gingerbread ingredients:
     1/4 cup honey
     1/4 cup molasses
     2/3 cup(1 and 1/3 stick) butter or margarine, or lard
     1 egg
     2 and 1/3 cups whole wheat flour
     spices-ginger, cinnamon, cloves to taste (maybe 1/2 tsp each)
     grape-nuts(tm) cereal
 Mix-ins:
     Coconut = tapeworms
     Chocolate chips = poop chunks!
     Butterscotch chips = diarrhea!
     Peanut butter chips = diarrhea!
     Cooked spagetti or ramen noodles = roundworms
     Corn = self explanatory!
     Peanuts = chunks
     M&Ms = decoration?
 To Make:
 Microwave the honey till it bubbles (about 1 minute).
 Add the butter, (I've been told using lard makes for a more
 realistic texture and softer cookie) and the molasses, if any.
 Add the egg, mix well, then mix in all the other stuff.
 Add mix-ins of your choice to some or all of the batter.
 Chill 1 hour in the freezer or several hours in the fridge.
 Roll dough logs of random length and the diameter of cat poops.
 Roll logs in grape-nuts and bake at 350 degrees till done (about
 20 minutes but this varies so watch them.)
 Serve in a disposable cat litter box on a bed of grapenuts, with a
 cat litter scoop.  I hear you get lovely effects by decorating the
 box and scoop with melted chocolate or pudding.
 Brown sugar might work as a substitute for the new clumping litters...
 Mixing brown sugar with the grapenuts "sweetens up the cookie a bit
 while still looking truly hideous."
 This recipe works especially well at a halloween party where
 the table is already decorated with plastic flies.
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