-=> Quoting John Sampson to Janada Oakley <=-
 JS> Oh yeah. First day in town, a guy cuts us off, starts screaming at me,
 JS> and then the light turned red. He stops. I stop. I get out of the car.
 JS> Now picture this. I'm 5'11" now weighing 205 lbs.  down from the 220 I
 JS> was then. I have a black cowboy hat on, AND a Beretta 40 cal, two 
 JS> magazines, badge, and handcuffs on belt. No jacket. 
 JS> I ask the butthead what his problem was. He replies that he doesn't 
 JS> give a (you can imagine the word) who I am. That does it for me. I go 
 JS> over to his car, open his door, drag him out, bend him over the hood 
 JS> and cuff him. I had two clerks (female types) in the car with me and 
 JS> they're sitting there open mouthed gawding. 
 JS> Right at that time, Dallas PD pulls up. We have a little chat vis a
 JS> vis  the buttheads lack of roadside manners and they haul him off to
 JS> jail  for disturbing the peace. 
 Moral? when approached by man(or woman) wearing gun and badge, be
 polite!
 david.hartung@mcione.com
 Ilks of Metropolitan Walls/LENS
 Proud member of White House Enemies database
... Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
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