A CAT'S CHRISTMAS
       'Twas the night before Christmas
           and all through the house
          Not a creature was stirring,
              not even a mouse.
        'Cuz the cat had pounced on him
             and tore him apart-
           Ate his mousey intestines
           And chewed up his heart.
       Kitty thought he heard sleighbells,
           which made him take pause-
          He stopped daintily licking
           the blood from his claws.
          "Must be Santa" thought Kitty
             (that quite clever cat)
           'Cuz nobody else climbs down
              the chimney like that.
            Indeed it was ol' Santa,
                so jolly and fat
             With a load of presents
               and all for the cat!
        "Wow, the best Christmas ever!"
           Kitty thought with a purr,
           Then he coughed up a hairball
             and shed some more fur.
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