13 Reasons Why It's Better To Have A Cat Than A
                        Girlfriend/Boyfriend:
         1.  A cat won't wake you up at 3 am because it wants
             to make love to you.
         2.  A cat doesn't use the phone for hours.
         3.  A cat loves you until it dies.
         4.  You don't have to tell your cat you love it - it
             *knows* you do.
         5.  A cat never calls you on the phone in the middle
             of the night saying "...ooooh I'm soooo druunk,
             wiill youuu taaake meeee hooooooome..."
         6.  You don't need to help your cat with Calculus or
             Statistics.
         7.  A cat doesn't care if you haven't been eating
             for two days.
         8.  A cat doesn't want to borrow money from you.
         9.  You don't need to buy your cat expensive
             presents on its birthday.
         10. You don't need to buy your cat's mother
             expensive presents on her birthday.
         11. A cat doesn't say "no" when you want the two of
             you to take a two week holiday on some romantic
             island in West India.
         12. If there's a mouse in the house, the cat kills
             it, instead of making a lot of fuss about it.
         13. A cat won't hate you if you have it castrated.
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