On 4/17/2003 12:56 PM, BJ˙RN FORSSTR˙M wrote to PHILIP HARRIS:

-> ->> ->> There isn't enough salt in the world wright now.
-> ->>
-> ->>  PH> That couldn't be good for your health, you know.
I'd offer some 
French
-> ->>  PH> Fries to go along with it to help dilute the salt, but there 
seems to
->  PH> be
-> ->>  PH> an abnormal lack of them around here for some
inexplicable reason.
-> ->>
-> ->> How could you even offer anything French. I don't even speek the 
language,
-> ->> and it is not even a language, it's a sound.
-> ->> Not that I was going to talk to them either before use. Otherwise we 
have a
-> ->> lot of them because we don't take them from France, we
->  PH> make
-> ->> our
-> ->> own and call them Pommes Frits or Pommes Strips or Pommes whatever. 
Rest of
-> ->> Europe
-> ->> only call them Fritures so why you call them Frenc Fries
beats me. But
->  PH> what the
-> ->> heck,
-> ->> there are a lot of things you do we don't understand.
-> 
-> 
->  PH> Why do we? Because the marketer's got ahold of them and said
"Sliced
->  PH> potatoes drenched in hot grease" would not sale.
-> 
-> You are that easy to fool?

Of course...we believed Clinton was qualified to lead us didn't we?


-> 
->  PH> We try very hard to be nonsensical. Its all due to that well-known
->  PH> American paranoia about predictability...you /did/ know about that
->  PH> paranoia, right?
-> 
-> I didn't even know you knew the word "paranoia".


Always follow Europe's lead for the best manner of evidencing one's 
sophistication.


Flip. 
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