*** Quoting Dan Ceppa from a message to Carol Shenkenberger ***

 DC> The object is to learn to use them properly.  Most women cannot.  
 DC> But, I guarantee that xxCarol can do a good job!  
DC>  
 CS> Hehe ok, finally found it!  Alex, he said you were looking for english
 CS> help.  I garner how to cuss without cussing? No use of the F-word
 CS> needed.  I leave them either pissed off or laughing at my own choice.

DC> Ever hear the "Little Johnny" joke about the alphabet?   Then 
DC> there's the one about naming animals in the zoo...

Far too simple.  I will admit 'onager' can be a useful animal name at times
¨though and calling a female a 'pleaseasuar' (joke deliberate) when in
company ¨of a male can be detrimental to both of them with neither quite
catching on.

 CS> a kid, but I got over it.  Can I help you get dirty?'  That delivered
 CS> just right is an insult that will leave them falling just right to be
 CS> amendable to all I want.  The only 4 letter words there are 'when,
 CS> over, and dirty'. 

DC> Then there's always casting aspersions on their lineage.  Many 
DC> do not know either word!  

Thou art a moat.
                                       xxcarol

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