->  PH> -> I remember this from my youth.
->  PH> -> Did Fido exist at that time? Or was the writer so foresighted so
->  PH> -> he could predict Fido, www and computors?
-> 
-> 
-> 
->  PH> I'm doing my dissertation on the topic with the angle that it was
->  PH> written by Nostradomus...however the fact that he was a Frenchman
->  PH> seems to make this unlikely to be accepted by the review board. I may
->  PH> have to start over and write about the psychological scarring that
->  PH> results from nekkid dwarf tossing and other such perversions of
->  PH> nature.
-> 
->  Is that from the perspective of the tossee? ot the tosser... Wow, you 
could
-> finagle a double thesis out of this.. remember, value is by the pound, not 
the
-> page.. Remember to adhere to the rules closely, bu not so much that 
there's no
-> room for solvent... Research your committee well, discern who their mentors
-> are, and then quote /them/ lavishly... never use words of lessthan one
-> syllable and make sure to devote a goodly portion of your paper to 
definitions
-> that are equally adstruse and obscure. /Always/ use
"paradigm" at every
-> opportunity, and obfuscate,obfuscate, obfustace to the point of
-> incomprehensibility.  If the Committee {as they must} have individually
-> published, /ensure/ that copious bibliograpies are included for extra 
credit..
-> 
-> Have the thesis professionally typed and bound, do /not/ use crayon 
{excepting
-> a thesis on Education} Include not more than one typo for
"humblness's" 
sake.
-> 
-> Commit  the salient points of your thesis on three by five cards, or 
consider
-> a Power-Point presentation if allowed. Study well, be prepared yet rested, 

And once all my preparations are complete, toss the whole thing in the dust-
bin and go down to the local cinema-plex for a $5 coke, $3 bag of popcorn, 
and Steven Spielberg's latest contribution to humanity...


-> Happy Learing...

I'm always happy when leering.


Flip. 
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