On 4/14/2003 11:27 AM, BJ˙RN FORSSTR˙M wrote to PHILIP HARRIS:

->  PH> On 4/11/2003 8:06 AM, BOB SHORT wrote to PHILIP HARRIS:
-> 
-> ->> On 10 Apr 03  13:47:36, Philip Harris said the following to
Bob Short:
-> ->>
-> ->> -> RY>  RE> "One good tern deserves
another."  --Gnat Digest
-> ->> -> RY> Seagulls consuming sausage -  "Taking a
tern for the wurst"
-> ->> -> "As the World's Tern", by J.L. Seagull
-> ->> PH> "I musta taken da wrong tern at
Albercoice!" - B. Bunny.
-> ->> Now ya gone an dun it... made me spit pieces of my freshly baked 
ternover
-> ->> all over my overalls.
-> 
-> 
->  PH> Ternover's - even when dropped on one's clothing - are better than 
ternips
->  PH> any day of the week.
-> 
-> Just for my Fido dictionary, could you please explain "ternover" 
and "ternips"?
-> Those words are unknown for my normal dictionary.


All plays on the word "tern", which is a bird which inhabits the seashore. 
The proper spelling would be "turnover" - a pastry - and
"turnip" - a 
flatulance producing vegetable (much like a Frenchman).


Flip. 
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