On 4/14/2003 11:16 AM, BJ˙RN FORSSTR˙M wrote to PHILIP HARRIS:

->  PH> On 4/11/2003 8:12 AM, BJ˙RN FORSSTR˙M wrote to BOB SHORT:
-> 
-> ->>  BS> On 01 Apr 03  11:10:25, Bj˙Rn Forsstr˙M said the
following to Jack
->  PH> Yates:
-> ->>
-> ->> BF>>  BF>> Perhaps you should join the EU.
-> ->>
-> ->> BF>>  JY> If we did we would take over and that
would make the Euro
->  PH> worthless,
-> ->> BF>> t
-> ->>
-> ->> BF>> It doesn't  seem that you can take over
anything, not even Iraqie
->  PH> pesetas.
-> ->>
-> ->>  BS> Care for a little salt with those words?
-> ->>
-> ->> There isn't enough salt in the world wright now.
-> 
-> 
->  PH> That couldn't be good for your health, you know. I'd offer some French
->  PH> Fries to go along with it to help dilute the salt, but there seems to 
be
->  PH> an abnormal lack of them around here for some inexplicable reason.
-> 
-> How could you even offer anything French. I don't even speek the language,
-> and it is not even a language, it's a sound.
-> Not that I was going to talk to them either before use.
-> Otherwise we have a lot of them because we don't take them from France, we 
make
-> our
-> own and call them Pommes Frits or Pommes Strips or Pommes whatever. Rest of
-> Europe
-> only call them Fritures so why you call them Frenc Fries beats me. But 
what the
-> heck,
-> there are a lot of things you do we don't understand.


Why do we? Because the marketer's got ahold of them and said "Sliced potatoes 
drenched in hot grease" would not sale.

We try very hard to be nonsensical. Its all due to that well-known American 
paranoia about predictability...you /did/ know about that paranoia, right?


Flip. 
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