On 4/22/2003 4:24 PM, BJ˙RN FORSSTR˙M wrote to MICHAEL GRANT:

->  MG> Hello Bj˙rn.
-> 
->  MG> 18 Apr 03 20:50, you wrote to PHILIP HARRIS:
-> 
->  PH>>> Whoa! Teach this Swede what a pun is and what does he
do? Hauls off 
and
->  PH>>> smacks you with one! Outstanding!
-> 
->  BF>> Even a blind hen will find a seed sometime. I'm starting to get a 
hang of
->  BF>> it now. I have been waiting for this one. Will I get my
wings now so 
I
->  BF>> can fly with the 1275th Pidgeons next time they deliver?
-> 
->  MG> You now get the title of "Ex-Newbie
Apprentice-Dwarf-In-Waiting", 
which is
->  MG> the bottom rung in this place. Congrabulations.
-> 
-> This is a great honour for me.
-> Am I the first Europeean to get this award?


I believe so...at least within the last 20 years. The most recent self-
nominee, a professor from Russia, felt insulted by the mere thought and left. 
He vowed to return with 5000 Cossacks at his back, though.


Flip. 
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