From: ROCN100 
Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 23:27:26 EDT
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Subject: Say what! somatics/
 Once again Leroy was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Still   
     befuddled by the whole school thing, Leroy is a trooper.  He was given
     another set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he    
     handed in.
     
     1.HONOR ROLL - We was playin poker on the stoop the other day, man I   
     was HONOROLL
     
     2.PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the   
     backyard.
     
     3.DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big     
     needle. He said DISMAY hurt a little.
     
     4.OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week.   
     
     5.STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space    
     
     6.MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said gimme
     one MOBILE
     
     7.DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away. >>>  
     
     8.AFRO - I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her.
     
     9.AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the    
     field  and smoke weed.
     
     10.LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.
     
     11.DOMINEERING - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a      
     DOMINEERING.
     
     12.KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA    
     spare some change.
     
     13.DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play.
     
     14.DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points.  My coach     
     said 'DATA boy'.
     
     15.COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said
     COPULATE.
     
     16.FASCINATE - My girly's titty's are so big. Her shirt has ten     
     buttons, she can only FASCINATE.
     
     17.BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is this      
     BEWARE  I get a job?"
     
     18.DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION hung like 
     a horse.
     
     19.COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, you'll be
     thrown out the COATROOM.
     
     20.DECIDE - I like Wanda and Yolanda, but I like to have couple of     
     bitches on DECIDE.
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