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echo: katty_korner
to: WALTER LUFFMAN
from: JO PESHEK
date: 1998-04-16 13:12:00
subject: You know you`re a cat lo

 WL> Sounds like the problem we're having with
 WL> antibiotics.
And the problem we've had with wheat.  We stay one
season away from a total wheat blight.  Botanists
have been hybridizing virus-resistant wheat as fast
as they can for *years* because the virus mutates
so fast, last year's crop is susceptible this year.
 JP>> ...RENT A CAT!!  ;>
 WL> I can see it now.  Shelters everywhere will
 WL> rent cats for a weekly rate that's carefully
 WL> calculated to be just slightly more than one-
 WL> quarter of the adoption fee.  "Of course,
 WL> you'll probably need to keep Fluffy for at
 WL> least a month to make sure you get the new
 WL> fleas as they hatch out...or, if you want to
 WL> save a little money...."
Won't last.  Corporate interests will notice, get
involved, and the shelters will suffer.  :<   Soon
the Japanese will develop an instant cat...just add
water (ala fairy-shrimp and crystal trees).
... .                                               0-m
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