In a message of 21 Oct 95 Raj Thomas wrote to me:

 -=>> Als sprach Derek <=-

 GFJ>> This message is off topic so I had better shooo.
 DW>> Being no moderator in here (which is great), feel safe!  ;-) ... Aural
 DW>> Sex - Produces eargasms??
 RT>  
 RT>  {[( fake MODERATOR HAT ON )]}

 RT>  You..you ..thing !
 RT>  Get out of here !
 RT>  You are off topic !
 RT>  The only permissible topic in this echo is the Glorious J. Chan !

 RT>  {[( fake MODERATOR HAT ON )]}

 RT>  Aaah ! I feel better now .
 RT>  I have always wanted to be a fake moderator.

Nah, then you get messages from people like me telling you to FOAD!  ;-)

 RT>  And now, for my next performance, I will turn Rod Speed into
 RT>  a 16 meg EDOram chip...

Better to turn him into a hard drive.  Then he can be low level formatted...

Catchya

... Whip me, Mistress, whip me...OOPS!...wrong echo!
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