->>  BS>>> I'd lost my file and had to trim my nails /somehow/.  They
->>  BS>>> don't make denture adheasive strong enough yet to let me
->>  BS>>> bite 'em.
->>  HL>> You could always let Phil nibble them for you. He needs
->>  HL>> fresh meat... which is more than what is in the cat
->>  HL>> meatloaf.
->>  DS> One more slip like that one, Heather, and you'll not be
->>  DS> escaping from your piecrust.
->> I can't go far anyway. I've lost my dxkey. Is there anyone who
->> is willing to replace him?
 PH> I'd be more than happy to perform your physical. Is there
 PH> anything besides your  that you believe needs close
 PH> examination?

Ummm... errrr... not that sort of donkey. I wandered in here in my caravan
and it was pulled by my pet donkey - Bennie. But Bennie's gone now to the
Great Drivel Room in the sky and I need a replacement to pull my caravan.

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