From: Patriot Games 

Please, I'm begging...

It's like watch a once youthful and vibrant tart grow old and painful.
-- 
"The greatest mistake I ever made was joining the Ku Klux Klan. And I've
said that many times. But one cannot erase what he has done. He can only
change his ways and his thoughts." -Robert Byrd

When asked, years afterward, why his charge at Gettysburg failed,
General Pickett said: "I've always thought the Yankees had something to
do with it."

--- Internet Rex 2.29