BL> Rod Speed for instance mumbles fuck all and his dog shits
 BL> everythwere, but he doesn't have any interesting diseases.

 JT> I dunno, he seems to have a cult following, have you seen how
 JT> much time the rod speed haters invest in letting everyone know
 JT> they hate him? 

  That's not a disease, it's a cure, something like counselling.

 BL> The mind boggles! Why would anyone train his dog to shit in the
 BL> one spot (+/- 2.2 metres)?

 JT> Er, no, he just likes to shit at a certain place when he goes
 JT> for a walk. There seems to be a good collection of turds at
 JT> that place too.

  It's true! I've noticed that dogs have a fascination for their own
day-old turds. Personally, I can't think of anything less attractive.

 JT> If I try hard enough, I can burp the national anthem, and fart
 JT> some real sinkers, but I won't do it naked though. I have my
 JT> morals you know. :-) 

 BL> Farting "Advance Australia Fair" in the nude could be a big
 BL> ratings boost. Morals are all very well, but ratings are
 BL> important.

 JT> After some of my diet, I don't think they would last past the
 JT> first verse. :-) 

  Your diet is going from bad to verse.

Regards,
Bob
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