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Date: Sat, 04 Apr 1998 22:51:30 -0600
To: erc@traveller.com
From: "Jack Hopson"  (by way of Chuck Biddinger 
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Subject: Our Lighter Side
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Technical Support is always helpful:
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Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support 
Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the 
screen. 
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off? 
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What's the shortcut for Undo? 
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I create a New Document window? 
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color? 
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch? 
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch? 
A: Pick it up and shake it.
Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document? 
A: Don't shake it.
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