BL> But it could be worse. I reckon I'll be in front if they don't
 BL> edit the voiceover and put me on Australia's Funniest Home
 BL> Video.

 KR> i think that you were short changed of your 15 minutes of fame
 KR> by about 14 minutes (: 

  I looked a lot better than I expected, which was a great relief. I
got more than the doctor's ten-seconds...

  I worked it out. They shot 30 minutes of the doctor (10 seconds on
screen), 60 minutes of the gas-spectrometer, the nurse and a Chinese
techo (10-seconds), 120 minutes of me (60 seconds), and the rest was
file footage or Jennifer Kyte taken somewhere else. They videoed me in
two locations at Concord Hospital (the cafeteria and a waiting room),
five-times at home: the kitchen (not used), the dining room, raking
leaves out the back (not used), pruning a rose, and walking the dog at
Cabarita Park.

  It was a toal stuffup. I spent a total of 5« fucking hours, and the
cruellest cut of all was that I did it because I owed Concord Hospital
for saving my life at Xmas... and Concord hardly got a mention!

Regards,
Bob
          
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