Hello Michael!
On 20 Mar 98, Michael Mcsorley wrote to Rich Lockyer:
MM> I see you guys have dealt with alot of bad bass players.
MM> Lemme guess:
MM> 1) Don't show up for practice, or are late?
MM> 2) Think that learning bass is easier because it's only FOUR strings?
MM> 3) Never mellow out, overybusying the most obviously laid-back passages?
MM> 4) Have no concept of key?
MM> 5) Drown out the other members (no concept of volume)?
MM> 6) Bad attitude?
MM> 7) Hit the other players with the headstock?
MM> 8) Don't clip their strings, poking other players in a long-range
MM> headstock attack? 9) Bad hair?
All of the above ~8-)
MM> I know, I know... I have felt your pain. These reasons added up -- to
he
MM> point of me wanting to be my own bass player so I don't have to deal
ith
MM> them any more.
That's why God created affordable Tascam 4 track machines.
MM> I do sometimes hit folks with the headstock when space is badly cramped.
MM> Oopsie... It's better when I have the headless, though!
I'm not so sure the headless would be any better... it might try to find it's
way into places where the headstock would never fit. ~8-)
C-ya! Rich
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