ALM>> I got a trimmer for Christmas so now it's a number 4 all over
 ALM>> and I still don't pay for haircuts! 

 BL> Is that 4mm, 4cm or 4 inches? You either look like a poof, a
 BL> blond golliwog, or a pale Afro

 ALM> The number 4 comb, about 1cm - so I look like a poof - I'd
 ALM> best shave off the mo before I get propositioned on the train.

  If you play your cards right, you could get a seat on the train
every morning. Just mince a bit and stick an earring through your
nose.

  You do go from one extreme to the other, though, don't you? Your
hair is either two-feet long or cut like fuzz on peach. Whatever
happened to a proper sense of proportion?

  I must admit I like this latest trend to the billiard ball cut. I've
still got enough hair for that.

Regards,
Bob
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