-=> Quoting Bob Lawrence to John Tserkezis <=-

Hello Bob,

 JT> If they want a skit on people mumbling "fucking everything" and
 JT> dogs shitting, they should come over to our place.

 BL> You have to be sick of something, and your doctor has to have a 
 BL> miracle cure. Rod Speed for instance mumbles fuck all and his dog
 BL> shits everythwere, but he doesn't have any interesting diseases.
 
 I dunno, he seems to have a cult following, have you seen how much time the
rod speed haters invest in letting everyone know they hate him?

 JT> Our dog can shit on demand at the same place (+/- 2.2 metres).
 JT> He can also piss on demand but the accuracy isn't as close.

 BL> The mind boggles! Why would anyone train his dog to shit in the one
 BL> spot (+/- 2.2 metres)? Or do you have him tied on a rope 1.8 metres
 BL> long? This would explain the less accurate pissing (depending on wind
 BL> direction, etc).
 
 Er, no, he just likes to shit at a certain place when he goes for a walk.
There seems to be a good collection of turds at that place too.

 JT> If I try hard enough, I can burp the national anthem, and fart
 JT> some real sinkers, but I won't do it naked though. I have my
 JT> morals you know. :-) 

 BL> Farting "Advance Australia Fair" in the nude could be a big ratings
 BL> boost. Morals are all very well, but ratings are important.

 After some of my diet, I don't think they would last past the first verse. :-)

John Tserkezis, Sydney, Oz. Fidonet: 3:712/610  Internet: jt{at}suburbia.com.au

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