LG> JB> Depends on the squirrel. If it happens to be one of those mutant
LG> JB> attack squirrels from Mars it would prob. laugh it off.
LG> PN> Uh, Ohio squirrels? 
LG> Went squirrel hunting with a buddy in the Mississippi Delta once. They
LG> have only black and red fox squirrels in the area where we hunted, and
LG> he knew I had only hunted the cat (gray) squirrels in my area. He advised
LG> me to use a 12 gauge loaded with three inch mags (the foxes in his
LG> woods are about three pounds to our grays' pound or pound and a half).
LG> I thought he was being ridiculous, and told him so. Early the next
LG> morning, riiiiight at daybreak, something started stirring in the 
ranches
LG> above me, and I thought to myself *what a squirrel!* Six 2-3/4 shells
LG> later, the biggest squirrel I had ever seen was laying on the ground at 
y
LG> feet. Funny thing is, he was wearing a the facial markings of a racoon!
LG> I hope to live long enough to one day live that one down.
That was a fag squirrel.  That'll teach him to run around in drag. :-)
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