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to: John Cuccia
from: Randy H
date: 2003-04-12 11:43:18
subject: Re: Should be relieved of command

From: "Randy H" 

Corporatespeak at its finest.

Don't forget the unfunded mandates that such projects always surface:

CIO: "We're moving to a new development mehtodology."

Q: "Is the staff going to get training?"

A: "Uhh.....we'll get back to you on that."

Riiiight.....


"John Cuccia"  wrote in message
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> On Sat, 12 Apr 2003 11:13:39 -0400, Richard B. 
> wrote:
>
> >Perhaps we can all join together in hurling invectives at "mission
> >statements."
>
> Nah, the statements are just meaningless words, we need to curse the
> people who write them.  My company's CEO just announced new "Business
> Process Transformation Assessmen Project" (heck, it's been a full two
> years since the last one ), from which will no doubt emerge a new
> mission statement, a re-org,  and layoffs.

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