BL> They had me walking along the river with Jess; then they'd move
 BL> the camera and get me to do it again. On one run, Jess took a
 BL> shit and the cameraman asked if I could do it again. "I'm not
 BL> sure I can get the dog to shit in the same place," I told him.

 JT> If they want a skit on people mumbling "fucking everything" and
 JT> dogs shitting, they should come over to our place.

  You have to be sick of something, and your doctor has to have a 
miracle cure. Rod Speed for instance mumbles fuck all and his dog
shits everythwere, but he doesn't have any interesting diseases.

 JT> Our dog can shit on demand at the same place (+/- 2.2 metres).
 JT> He can also piss on demand but the accuracy isn't as close.

  The mind boggles! Why would anyone train his dog to shit in the one
spot (+/- 2.2 metres)? Or do you have him tied on a rope 1.8 metres
long? This would explain the less accurate pissing (depending on wind
direction, etc).

 JT> If I try hard enough, I can burp the national anthem, and fart
 JT> some real sinkers, but I won't do it naked though. I have my
 JT> morals you know. :-) 

  Farting "Advance Australia Fair" in the nude could be a big ratings
boost. Morals are all very well, but ratings are important.

Regards,
Bob

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