John, at 15:13 on May 05 1997, you wrote to Bob Lawrence ...

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JT>> If I try hard enough, I can burp the national anthem, and 
JT>> fart some real sinkers, but I won't do it naked though. I 
JT>> have my morals you know. :-) 

BL>> Farting "Advance Australia Fair" in the nude could be a big 
BL>> ratings boost. Morals are all very well, but ratings are 
BL>> important.

JT> After some of my diet, I don't think they would last past 
JT> the first verse. :-)

Regarding diet....

I have added oat-bran to my breakfast cereal.  It is supposed to bind with
cholesterol on its way through and help bring down the blood cholesterol
readings.

I don't know about the cholesterol readings, but I've found that it cures flatulence;


I'm too bloody scared to fart!
@EOT:

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