-=> Quoting Bob Lawrence to All <=-

Hello Bob,

 BL> Hi all,
 BL> This "10-minutes of your time" shoot for Good Medicine is
 BL> turning out bigger than Ben Hur. So far, I've spent 5« HOURS! on it.
 BL> We shot the chariot race this morning, tomorrow we'll do the space
 BL> battle with Darth Vader. 

 BL> Another camera crew turned up at Chez Moi after Maxine the producer
 BL> decided that the footage of me washing up lacked a certain je ne sait
 BL> quoi. It may have been the audio of me muttering: "Fucking dishes!"
 BL> This new footage of me is much more in character. They filmed me
 BL> raking leaves in the backyard muttering "Fucking leaves!" and then
 BL> they filmed me pruning a rose bush muttering "Fucking aphids!" and
 BL> then they took me down to Cabarita Park and filmed me walking along
 BL> the riverbank with Jess, muttering "Fucking seagulls!"

 BL> I would have done it nude, but they wouldn't let me.

 BL> It was funny. They had me walking along the river with Jess; then
 BL> they'd move the camera and get me to do it again. On one run, Jess
 BL> took a shit and the cameraman asked if I could do it again. "I'm not
 BL> sure I can get the dog to shit in the same place," I told him. ROFL!!

 BL> I have no idea when this epic will be shown. Last Wednesday was
 BL> supposed to be the deadline (it is now Tuesday) for May 7. The
 BL> cameraman had been asked to get "two lots of 15-seconds,"
so my guess
 BL> is that the fabulous 4« minutes segment is a sausage short of the full
 BL> barbie and will most likely be delayed a week to May 14 but that's
 BL> only my guess. What they've got must be truly boring if they've come
 BL> back to me twice for human interest.

 If they want a skit on people mumbling "fucking everything" and
dogs shitting,
they should come over to our place.  Our dog can shit on demand at the same
place (+/- 2.2 metres).  He can also piss on demand but the accuracy isn't
as close.
 If I try hard enough, I can burp the national anthem, and fart some real
sinkers, but I won't do it naked though.  I have my morals you know.  :-)

John Tserkezis, Sydney, Oz. Fidonet: 3:712/610  Internet: jt{at}suburbia.com.au

... I fart to make you smell GOOD.
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